Steven WrightI wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.
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I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote." The best way to live life is to be happy and free. It's not necessary to know the meaning of things. Life is better when we know and understand what we do. But it's not important, because we can't change anything: we can only enjoy the things we do know and understand. But sometimes we need to understand our lives and what happens.
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